As I write this I’m hoping you had a wonderful first two days… I know I did! The Thimun Guru approves the spectacular outfits that you are all wearing today; this could seriously turn into a successful fashion show.
1 To the ladies wearing heels, feel free to welcome the wonderful blisters – their destination, your feet. Remember, don’t take your shoes off no matter what; we don’t want the scent of the room to change.
2 To the men in suits, you have come prepared! The Thimun Guru has scientifically proved that men in suits are more attractive.
3 To the man with the marvelous moustache, you’re too awesome for words!
4 Just a reminder, do not sing to yourself if you happen to get bored during the debate because 9 times out of 10 you will not, unfortunately, sound like Beyoncé.
5 Back to the important subject, my quote of the day for all the delegates is “Act smart, look smart, even if you aren’t smart.”
The Thimun Guru
Photo by: Alia Hijaab and Prathamesh Aher, Raneem Hallawa